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Smart funny quotes are often among the most read quotes. The following quotes are some favorite quotes for you to paste on your refrigerator anytime you want to smile, or simply want to start your day with more intelligence!
“We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter” is an anonymous quote which holds a lot of truth.
Terry Delaney once said, “He’s a clown when it’s time to be funny, but he’s as serious as a heart attack every day. He’s not the smartest or the prettiest, but he’s steady and has a huge heart.” It is our hope the reference was to a horse or some other animal.
Novelist Oscar Wilde once said, “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.”
An anonymous quote to remember is, “Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.”
“A company that wants you to, come up with a smart idea, implement that idea quickly, and learn in the process, has to be willing to cut you some slack” is an anonymous quote some CEOs should read frequently.
Comedian Al Franken once said, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and dog-one it, people like me.” What more could you ask for then?
Marie Washington once said, “Smart kids ask questions.”
“A man gets what he wants by acting smart, a woman, by playing dumb.” There’s no truer statement and perhaps the woman is the smarter one of the two.
Ronald Reagan, the 40th US President once said, “I’m not smart enough to lie.” The truth is he just was too good of a man to do it.
Biographer James Boswell once said, “He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
Solomon Short once said, “Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at.”
American Baseball Player Casey Stengel once said, “If you’re so smart, let me see you get out of the Army.” Since he lived in a time where getting out of the Army was tougher than it is now, he made a very good point. Now, there’s no shortage of soldiers wanting to fight and today, his statement would hold little meaning.
It’s fun to be smart and smart to have some wit. There are enough smart funny quotes to fill an encyclopedia but for now, these will have to be enough to make your day, put a skip in your step and a smile across your face!
