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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish Proverb
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
Mildred B. Vermont
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
Unknown
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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Author Unknown
Mothers are all slightly insane.
J.D. Salinger
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Aristotle
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland
Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.
Marilyn Penland
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
Peter De Vries
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wilde
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Tenneva Jordan
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb
You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
William D. Tammeus.
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
Author Unknown
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.
LisaAlther
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
Marion C. Garretty
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
KareemAbdul-Jabbar
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett