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As life goes on, it becomes more challenging to find the humor. It is also harder to be inspired. So, in the spirit of trying to kill two birds with one stone, here are some inspirational jokes which try to smooth the rough edges of our existence and bring back some humor..
When it comes to looking for jokes and inspirational quotes there is no better place to turn that the internet. Packed full of ideas for cards, invitations, and just words themselves, you are sure to find exactly what you are looking for.
Jokes and inspirational quotes are great for parties and can also be an excellent icebreaker.
Listed below we have some jokes and inspirational quotes that you are sure to find inspiring, and funny.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Don't wrestle with pigs: you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.
Why should a person suffer in silence when they can moan, cry, whimper and complain?
Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired.
I finally quit smoking by using the patch. I put six of them over my mouth.
Wendy Liebman
If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
Chinese proverb: Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and late when you're early.
Then there is this joke, which is designed to make you laugh whilst also giving you a lift and making your day brighter.
Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
