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Funny valentine quotes always brings out the light romantic comedy between people who have humor in their life. However, for those who don’t, maybe reading some of the funnier quotes will still warrant a quiet smile.
Martha Stewart left this on a note for her gardener once on Valentines Day. The note said, “ Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Happy Valentine’s Day”.
Nice Martha, really nice. Perhaps you were the one changing the poops in the prison stripes.
Several anonymous quotes should always gain some attention on Valentine’s Day. The first is, “ I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine’s Day; like open the door for her when she puts all of the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it’s these little thoughtful things you should do to have a marriage such as mine”. No wonder this one was anonymous, this guy is on every woman on the planet’s hit list.
Another anonymous quote worth notice is the following, “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is”.
Funny valentine quotes are hard to pin down to one author ready to claim the credit. Take this one for instance, “Women look forward to the onset of Valentine’s Day for two reasons for one of two husbands. For the women who have kind, romantic and thoughtful husbands, these women are reminded on Valentine’s Day why they find their husbands kind, romantic and thoughtful. For the women who don’t, they can use the spirit of the day to remind the husband they aren’t kind, romantic or thoughtful and possible make them feel guilty for the day.” Isn’t that romantic?
The following quote by Judith Viorst is especially true around Valentine’s Day when so many love birds realize life could have been far more interesting around Valentine’s Day if they had not chosen to say “I Do”. Judith was quoted as saying, “ One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Valentine’s Day quotes often have a sense of humor even for those who find little humor in the day of St. Valentine’s Day or find the spirit of the day (love) humorous. Valentine’s Day is one of those days you just love, and if you don’t love, then pretend that you do because the day will pass quickly either way.
