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Funny Retirement Quotes
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At my age flowers scare me.
George Burns When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. Gene Perret Retirement is the ugliest word in the language. Ernest Hemingway |
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The day everyone looks forward to from the time they begin to punch a time clock arrives sooner or later. If you are in charge of the speech or toast to the retiree, then the following funny retirement quotes are for you. Retire from work, but not from life. M.K. Soni Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples. George Burns I知 very pleased to be here. Let痴 face it, at my age; I知 very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns Retire? I知 going to stay in show business until I知 the only one left. George Burns I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. Danny McGorty The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off. Abe Lemonsbr To retire is to die. Pablo Casals Retired is being tired twice, I致e thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour Sooner or later I知 going to die, but I知 not going to retire. Margaret Mead I could be well content to entertain the lag end of my life with quiet hours. William Shakespeare Give me a staff of honor for mine age, but not a sceptre to control the world. William Shakespeare Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance. Mason Cooley The secret of longevity is to keep breathing. Sophie Tucker Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Gene Perret In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential. Mason Cooley Business, old man, I said, retire from business? It has retired from you. Samuel Beckett Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. Robert Benchley Funny retirement quotes, each in their own way, show some measure of humor for all who say them and all who will later read them. So, remember, when you retire or become a speaker at a retirement party, tread carefully, you may be repeated later. |
