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Movies are one of the greatest forms of entertainment. If you like to go to the movies, then you likely have heard some of these funny movie quotes.
In “Love and Death”, Woody Allen’s character Boris said this humorous line, “The key here, I think, is not to think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses”.
George Burns was hilarious and this one quote proves he didn’t need anyone, not even someone in the movies to entertain him. He said, “People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways—I’m still making movies and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price”.
Johnny Carson, the late night show king who will never be forgotten said this, “There was this Billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, “It was all right but I liked the book better”.
Elvis Presley had his own opinion of movies, he said, “the only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one”.
Forrest Gump played by Tom Hanks said this one quote which put the crowds in stitches when he said, in reference to Apple Computers, “He got me invested in some kinda fruit company”.
From the movie Clue is a quote women around the world could relate to and absolutely fell head over heels for when Mrs. White said, “ Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable”.
Jerry Maguire’s self-pity line was well-received by audiences everywhere when he said, “Do you want this jacket? I don’t need it. I’m cloaked in failure!”
Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy said this, “My mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
All time movie favorite, When Harry Met Sally’s Marie said this, “All I’m saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don’t get him first, somebody else will, and you’ll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband”. Wow, that’s pretty deep even for a movie like When Harry Met Sally.
Movies entertain us, they inspire us and many of them will make us laugh for as long as we live whenever we think about the lines which inspire tears, laughter and another trip to the movie theatre to see the show again.
