Funny Friendship Quotes

Nothing beats a good laugh and a joke with friends. Here are some great Funny Friendship Quotes for you: I may be wrong, but I have never found deserting friends conciliates enemies. Margot Asquith Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. Samuel Butler Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart:the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. Mark Twain The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. Arthur Brisbane Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Thomas Jones Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police. Unknown A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods. Esther M. Clark A true friend never gets in your way unless you are going down. Arnold H. Glasgow Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Thomas Jones