Funny Friendship Quotes

I may be wrong, but I have never found deserting friends conciliates enemies.
Margot Asquith

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler

Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart:the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
Mark Twain

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Ether Barrymore

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Arthur Brisbane

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark

A true friend never gets in your way unless you are going down.
Arnold H. Glasgow

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones