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Funny Fathers Day Quotes
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My father was often angry when I was most like him. Lillian Hellman A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. Gabriel Garcia Márquez The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. Tim Russert |
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Here are some more funny fathers day quotes, enjoy! If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. Bill Cosby To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. Ernest Hemingway Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben I’m so ugly My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. Rodney Dangerfield It is a wise father that knows his own child. William Shakespeare Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. Margaret Mead A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Author Unknown When one has not had a good father, one must create one. Friedrich Nietzsche
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