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Everyone who has ever been in a bar knows drinking quotes are frequent, but the following favorite funny drinking quotes are tops in this category.
Ernest Hemmingway, the thoughtful writer of days gone by said this of drinking, “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut”.
George Jean Nathan said, “I drink to make other people interesting”.
Dean Martin said, “I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up”.
Dave Berry said this of beer and many would certainly agree, “Without question, the greatest invention in history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza”.
George Burns, the comedian said, “Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it is the thirteenth or fourteenth”.
Phyllis Diller was once quoted for saying, “Health is what my friends are always drinking before they fall down”.
WC Fields once asked, “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”
Rodney Dangerfield once said, “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it”.
Aaron Howard said this, “Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.”
American actor Oscar Levant once said, “I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on”.
Russian Novelist Maxim Gorky said before his death in 1936, “Many contemporary authors drink more than they write”.
Several famous but anonymous quotes are the following. The first is “Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your Visa”. Another famous drinking quote is, “He who laughs last, hasn’t passed out yet”.
Grace Kelly, American actress who fled the country to marry into royalty once said, “My nerves could use a drink”.
Ogden Nash will always be repeated for his drinking quote, “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker”.
John Barrymore, famed alcoholic father of Drew Barrymore once said, “You can’t drown yourself in drink. I’ve tried, you float”. The intellectual words from one very wise alcoholic and that perhaps is an oxymoron in itself.
WC Fields widely famous for drinking quotes said, “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her”. Another famous Fields quote was, “Meet me down at the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.
Drink, laugh, live and find a way to come up with a new drinking quote before you pass out! After all, everyone who is drinking when you speak will likely find you funny for a while anyway.
