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Funny Christmas Quotes
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You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. Robert Paul Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Larry Wilde Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'. Bing Crosby |
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There is some interesting, Funny Christmas Quotes for you. Christmas is also about laughter, so go ahead and use those muscles! The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. John Andrew Holmes Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Anonymous Christmas is a time when you get homesick -- even when you're home. Carol Nelson The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. Joan Rivers Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Anonymous Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning Christmas Quotes Famous Quotes About Christmas |
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