Famous Funny Quotes

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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at. Solomon Short Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

Think about it.. humour and laughter have no barriers, everyone does it.. there are no boundaries, whether you are of a different race, culture or nationality, we all have it in common. We love a good old laugh.. Buddhist monks have used this method of laughing for centuries, and it is fast becoming a world wide "therapeutic tool". Essentially, funny quotes removes us from our every day "unconcious" way of thinking and makes us aware of our surroundings, which, in turn embodies a possitive upliftment and awareness. For more inspiring quotes and wallpapers, get your copy of 1001 Top Inspirational & Funny Quotes, here. I do hope you enjoy the famous funny quotes, below- go ahead, use those muscles, and remember.. it is contagious! If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum. George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom) A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other ... "Does this taste funny to you?" Unknown I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working. Peter Sellers Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language. George Bernard Shaw A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. Buster Keaton My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. Paul Getty I just thought of something funny...your mother. Cheech Marin Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool. Edgar Watson Howe Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. Lyric from Frank Zappa's "Be-Bop Tango"

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